Meow,

My name is Pebbles and you might have read about my recent privilege of being named Employee of the Month at Lake Tahoe On Line. Well, let me tell you what REALLY happened on that fateful Sunday night.

One of the two legs had set up this platform; I think they call it a table and I had jumped up there to play with the string. This string is pretty cool because every time I pull on it, the room gets brighter. (Human translation, there is a string attached to the OPEN sign which Pebbles jumps up on to play with the string and turns the OPEN sign on and off.)

Meow,

Well, as I am sure that you are aware of that mice really aren’t that bright; actually they are just as dumb as cat litter they smell as bad too. I was up on the platform playing with the string making the room brighter and then darker for a few moments, because well that is what I do. Well that little rodent got mesmerized by the light going on, off, on, off, on, off and I just waited till he was hypnotized by my skill of string pulling and that is when I pounced.

Meow,

Sadly as I am sure that you are aware there are no 911 calls for rodents. The little bugger had a heart attack and well he just keeled right over there on the spot. I did my best to bring him back from the Choir Invisible, but…I think that I putting my teeth into him really didn’t do a whole lot to bring him back to the living. He as they say was an ex-rodent.

Meow,

So, you see the salmon really didn’t have a lot to do with it, it was more just a chance moment in time and the natural superiority of cats over rodents. (By the way, don’t tell that huge fur ball of a dog, Pagan? That she is not the most loveable creature in the shop, I’m hearing people tell each other how cute I am so I’m thinking pretty soon I’ll be let out and that hair factory of a dog will be left at home.

Meow,
Pebbles